What're you gonna do with all the love
you're hiding in your underpants?
Maybe we can take 'em off and do a little naked dance
And touch me on my taint
You know you ain't the only one to see my wicked weenie
wavin' wild in the wind

Baby stick your chewin' gum directly on my nose
Tell me it's the only thing that anybody blows
Tell me is the flavor apple, cherry, grape, or lime?
And tell me if I blew it would you chew it all the time?

What're you gonna do with all the love
you're hiding in your underpants?
Maybe we can take 'em off and do a little naked dance
And touch me on my taint
You know you ain't the only one to see my wicked weenie
wavin' wild in the wind

Baby let your tongue hunt for beaver in my creek
I'll be sure to leave a sentimental skidmark on your cheek
You might find a genie if you rub me like a lamp
But do it with your tongue in case your tonsils start to cramp

What're you gonna do with all the love
you're hiding in your underpants?
Maybe we can take 'em off and do a little naked dance
And touch me on my taint
You know you ain't the only one to see my wicked weenie
wavin' wild in the wind, a-wild in the wind

Baby try to guess what I am hiding in my hands
It might be the elastic I have taken from my pants
Do you smell an oyster every time you find a pearl?
And would you dress up like you were a naughty little girl?!

What're you gonna do with all the love
you're hiding in your underpants?
Maybe we can take 'em off and do a little naked dance
And touch me on my taint
You know you ain't the only one to see my wicked weenie
wavin' wild in the wind
a-wild in the wind
a-wild in the wind
a-wild in the wind
a-wild in the wind
wild in the wind
wild in the wind
wild in the wind
wild in the wind hey!

You do with all the love
You do with all the love
You do with all the love
You do with all the love
You do with all the love
You do with all the love
You do with all the love
You do with all the love
You been hiding in your underpants